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[oanja]

So hypothetically, if one were writing a fic where Zayn has his own pornsite online, what should his pornstar name be?
(these are the things I try to figure out at 1 am.)

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[stepps.livejournal.com]

idk, zayn malik could pass as a pornstar name. ma-LIK you know *winkwink* :D

[oanja.livejournal.com]

haha, good point. :D but isn't the point of having a fake name to like protect your identity or something? Like people would be able to find him and stuff if he used his real name. Also it would be pretty awkward if the first search results for his name were porn related, kind of hard to explain that to your family etc. :')

[arilyn9.livejournal.com]

I think they've discussed this? Or well no, they were giving each other Stripper names ^^; Well close, close : D

And I really like what this post is implying :9

[oanja.livejournal.com]

But wasn't it something silly like Asian persuation... ^_^; I'm thinking what if I just put Bradford Bad Boy? xD It's kind of perfect in a hilarious way...

Did I show you the kink meme prompt that one time? It's for that and I have like 1500 words written so far... I'll show it to you once I have a bit more written. =)

(also it's fun to see you use a different icon! =D)

[arilyn9.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it was exactly that. Hee that does fit really well infact :D

Waaah my memory is failing! D: I remember you showing me some prompts but I don't really remember how this one went, hmm.
*__* I'll be looking forward to that then!

(Ahih, I might be a little stuck to my usual way aren't I? ^^;)