This is one of those posts

[oanja]

So I had a pretty odd dream the other night. I (except I wasn't myself in the dream) walked into a room where Mikey Way (from My Chemical Romance) was sitting on a couch reading something. He noticed me and and kind of stared crying, because I had a hammer in my hand and I was going to smash his foot with it.  And Mikey was so used to abuse in the dream that he didn't even try to get away.

Ahem... I don't know where that dream came from because I haven't even been reading any fic with Mikey in it, let alone fics where sadistic people would go about smashing other peoples bones. I'd like to say in my own defense that I didn't actually do any smashing because I woke up a bit weirded out. (And now I just like typing the word smash...)

Now something a bit more wholesome (sorry for not cutting it)

bold those that are true.

i am
happy. sad. a good friend. adventurous. shy. confident. procrastinating. a male. bored. anxious. clumsy. sociable. always punctual. selfish. intelligent. funny. a female. sarcastic. insecure. sick. beautiful. articulate. loud. kind. even tempered. honest. short. tall. medium height. proud of myself. loving. witty. down to earth. outspoken. determined. high-maintenance. pretty. assertive. organized. selfless. awesome.

i have
brown hair. brown eyes. blue eyes. curly hair. long fingernails. braces. chipped nail polish. long legs. straight hair. a fringe. long eyelashes. sore feet. freckles. dark skin. medium skin. green eyes. blonde hair. dyed hair. short legs. red hair. big boobs. rosy cheeks. wavy hair. black hair. small-ish waist. tattoos. piercings. big ears. short hair.

i ♡
people. flowers. kisses. summer. coffee. the rain. candles. incense. late night talk shows. insects. hugs. attention. the beach. chocolate. music. beanies. harry potter. twilight. facebook. black and white photos. sleeping in. driving. narrating my pet's thoughts. opening gifts. buying gifts. halloween. cute texts. apples. compliments. country music. hip hop. sushi. sports. art. singing. seeing my loved ones happy. surprises. sunsets and sunrises. skinny dipping. horror movies. simon cowell. family guy. garlic. hearing somebody talk in their sleep. being right. kfc. abstract photography. concerts and festivals. tanning. oversized t-shirts.

i would ♡ to be a
police officer. lawyer. doctor. teacher. fruit picker. mother.greenpeace volunteer. hippie. groupie. rockstar. footballer's wife. therapist. singer. actress. diving instructor. lottery winner. company owner. housewife. nurse. builder. race car driver. website developer. an inspirational talker. music teacher. artist. chef. makeup artist. hairdresser. restaurant owner. homeless shelter volunteer. fitness trainer. vet. radio show host. band manager. all of these jobs are shitty.

i like to eat
fruit. vegetables. fast food. sushi. in bed. rice. sandwiches. subway. chicken. cakes. seafood. a lot. pasta. rice crackers. when i'm bored. cheese. ice cream. garlic bread. peanut butter out of the jar. eggs. lots of ethnic foods. pancakes. honey. lunch. bread crusts. low calorie foods. soy products. gluten free products. only when i'm hungry. toast. breakfast. pizza.

i dislike
cold mornings. baths. people dissing my taste in music. people in front of me walking really slowly. having my personal space invaded. cleaning. going to bed early. wine/beer. religion arguments. coffee. the beach. rain. children. having my photo taken. drama. gossiping. hip hop. cooking shows. drugs. cats. people singing happy birthday to me. selfish people. social networking sites. swimming. snow. eminem. seafood. one word text messages. awkward silences. alarm clocks. hypocrites. everything but fictional boys.

Comments

[damselfly27.livejournal.com]

ooh, thanks! I'll read these when I get home. Good Ray/Bob fic is hard to find.

YES! more Bob icons is a must!